  Two quick things: First: I _NEVER, EVER, EEEEVVVVEEERRRR_ want to hear information second hand again. Stop it. Right now. No more BS from anyone. No more Roomates talking to mothers who might have heard something, but didn't quite know. No more Mothers who heard something talking to fathers who may or may NOT have heard something. No more BS. Period. If I don't hear it from the horse's mouth, I ain't believing it. Period. Second: Quit acting self-ritious like all of your sh*t is more important, and you don't have time for anyone else.
F*ck you. We hate it, and it makes you look like a pretention pr*ck. Both of you know who you are. Finally, this is for someone who has helped my company grow through the fat and lean times. I know you won't read this post, but I really am grateful to you. I hope you enjoy the new corner office. Regards to all. And... get a grip. Best, Brett 
