  Don't you love it when there is that new gadget that you gotta get, and it isn't available ANYWHERE? This past winter, it was that nifty "plug it into your TV" joystick that had 6 classic Namco games on it like Packman and such. Now it is this damned Ipod Mini. This filthy thing has been haunting me ever since my cousin-in-law (? ) got one for his birthday. Hell yeah, I want one!
I have been trying to get one for MONTHS. The f*ckers are tough as dog-balls to get. What the Heck!?! Apple advertises the bejeezus out of these things, and then they are impossible to find. Reminds me of the Reebok pumps, and when Nintendo released "Double Dragon". What a bitch!
I even ordered one off of X10.com, when they said ipod minis were "in stock" and guaranteed. So...what do these punks do? Well...apparently "in-stock" means "we don't have 'em...but we will be more than happy to slap you on our several email lists to hock our lame-o paranoia surveillance kits. " Yeah...like what I want is to have some silly camera make sure no-one is getting into my computer when I'm not at home... I want a butt-load of MP3s on a sick little device and I want to be the envy of kids and grown-ups NOW, Dammit! I am certain by time I get the ipod mini I will be the least cool kid on the block, and that will suck, because, as we all know, having tons of crap is what makes people happy...right?
I think Jeezus said that somewhere down the line: Get junk, stimulate the American economy, listen to noise. It's 5:15 in the AM. Im sacking out. Best, Brett 
