  1. NAME? >> Karl 2. SINGLE OR ATTACHED? >> Single 3. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
>> I don't know the difference between love and a stomach cramp. 4. DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU? >> i don't think so.. 5. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HEARTBROKEN? >> constantly 6.
HOW MANY EX(ES)? >> is zero a number? 7. HOW LONG WAS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? >> 16 years. a love love relationship between me and my parents 8.
HOW SHORT WAS UR SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP? >> 2 1/2 hours, there was this girl once na nakasakay ko sa bus.. 9. HAVE YOU CHEATED ON SOMEONE BEFORE? >> This is such a "relationship centered survey..." 10. HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATED / TWO- TIMED ON BEFORE? >> my patience is running thin... 11.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE, DO YOU WANT TO FALL IN LOVE AND GET ATTACHED? >> no... i have too many preoccupations already... 12. IF YOU ARE ATTACHED, DO YOU LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND / BOYFRIEND? >> but i am not. 13. HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED WITH SOMEONE`S FEELINGS?
>> what are feelings? 14. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FORCED/DARED TO GO WITH SOMEONE? >> no... 15. HAVE YOU CRIED OVER SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT YOU LOVED/LIKED? >> 365 days a year.
16. HUGS OR KISSES? >> words. 17. DO YOU THINK IT IS ALRIGHT FOR PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX TO LOVE EACH OTHER? >> sure why not... it's a free country.. 18.
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE 2 YOUNG FOR LOVE? >> i think that. 19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS? >> no chance of getting laid whatsoever... 20. WOULD YOU EVER GO WITH SOMEONE OVERSEAS?
>> SDGSDFGDFGSDFGDFGSD 21. HAVE YOU THOUGHT YOU LOVED SOMEONE BUT THE FEELING WENT AWAY AFTER A FEW DAYS? >> i takes two days. 22. DO LOOKS MATTER TO YOU? >> yeah.
23. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELATIONSHIP? >> sex drugs and rock and roll.. 24. FOR GIRLS: HOW DO YOU FEEL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS YOUNGER THAN YOU? >> im going to ignore this. FOR GUYS: HOW DO YOU FEEL IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS OLDER THAN YOU?
>> BRING IT ON. 25. FOR GIRLS: HOW DO YOU FEEL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SHORTER THAN YOU? >>ignore. 26. for GUYS: HOW DO YOU FEEL IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TALLER THAN YOU? >> are we talkign about an inch or a foot?
26. DO YOU TELL YOUR CRUSHES YOU LIKE HIM / HER? >> yep... in a weird, idiotic, stalker-like manner. 27. ARE YOU ROMANTIC? >> i am an idiot.
28. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ONE NIGHT STANDS? >> im going to quote VAn Wilder: "Don't be a fool, protect your tool. " 29. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COUPLES WHO BREAK UP AND PATCH BACK AFTER A FEW DAYS? >>can't relate 
