  For some reason, my ADHD seems to kick into high gear when I enter a movie theater. Maybe its the large supply of popcorn or the strange synthetic butter substance that flows from a pump near the snack bar. Regardless of the cause, I bounced from one end of the theater to the other. Garland and Paula had to experience this hightened state of activity TWICE this weekend. On Friday, we went to see Saved! , a satirical look at evangelical Christians and their less than Christian views. This movie was teeming with awesome one-liners! Hilary Faye: I mean honestly, you're not born a gay, you're born again. Prayer works, it's been medically proven. Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you. Mary: You don't know the first thing about love. Hilary Faye: [Hilary throws a Bible at Mary] I am *filled* with Christ's love! Mary: It's not a weapon, you idiot! Mary: When Jesus closes a door, he opens a window- for you to jump out of.
There are many more, but I can't remember them!!!!! On Sunday we went to see Shrek 2 . This was also funny and very well done. There was an asshole sitting in front of us, but what can you do? Once again, I was bouncing around, feeling up Paula, and annoying the shit out of Garland (he wasn't feeling well). I have to be an adult way to often. It's nice to be an annoying little shit everyone once and again. 
