  I need to learn how to throw a frisbee straight! Our XC team played Ultimate Frisbee and anytime I threw it, who knows where it could go. Our team got beat 5-2 (like anyone cares). "John Kerry has a new 757 jet to use while he campaigns for president ... did you see it on the news? This is a really cool plane. In the event that Kerry starts speaking, oxygen masks fall from the ceiling to keep people awake. " --Jay Leno 
