  Due to a conspiracy and the treacherous conspirators that conspired against me, my 4th of July travel plans have fallen through... It's not necessarily a bad thing, though. I'll have more time to rest. Plus, I already have the weekend off from my part time jobs, so I need to find some parties/cookouts to attend.
I was pissed last night, though...I had to take out my frustrations by writing a play. Not any ordinary play, but one of those black plays that make the rounds on the Chitlin Circuit, starring some past-his prime actor or singer. Mine is entitled "Yo Legs Too Short To Slap-Box With Satan. " It's about a young man's struggle to overcome the white man's opressive society, all the while figuring out how he's gonna pay the rent so Big Momma won't get evicted and also prove his love to the finest woman in the neighborhood, Corolla Jackson. I have already begun the casting process. Take a look at some of the stars I have in mind for roles. Kel from "Keenan & Kel" as Enron Hodges Tatiyana Ali as Corolla Jackson Kim Whitley as Big Momma...who is 7 years older than her son Enron Jeffrey Osbourne as Uncle Melvin Fredro Starr as Clarence Tracee Spencer as LeTegra Alexander O' Neal as Pastor Elton Cash Lou Bega as Hector the Pimp SWV as Hector's "Whore Thugs N Harmony" stable Adebesi From Oz as...The angry Inmate who tries to fuck Enron in prison Lil' Zane as Prison Bitch #3 Stoney Jackson as O.G.
Big Dookie Loc MoKenStef as the tellers at the check cashing spot The Bass Dude in Boyz II Men as The Voice of God Joey Lawrence as Whitey Ronnie DeVoe as Singing Bus Stop Man #1 Keith Sweat as Singing Bus Stop Man #2 Montell Jordan as Singing Bus Stop Man #3 And a special appearance by Oran "Juice" Jones as himself Now...Tell me THAT lineup doesn't have hit written all over it.
I hope these megastars can put their egos aside and coexist for the greater good: That is, to spread this message of triumhp over adversity, ghetto love, and peace to the many stage audiences of the world. Let me know if any of you all want discounted tickets or anything like that. 
