  Yeah, so on this past Victoria Day Monday I was not having a good day....I woke up (on my friends couch) bent my leg to cross it, and all I heard was...RIPPPP!!! LOL I then went into a hysterical laughing fit....My friend Tasha was wondering what the hell was going on, but I couldn't get it out, I was laughing so much....All she heard was...."Ripped....Pants....No....Underwear!! " Yes, Boys and girls I had a big rip down the crack of me arse, and no underwear on. So I had to rap myself in a blanket, and go to the bathroom. Oh, this is not the first time I was in a state where I should have been wearing underwear..... A few years back I was going down a hill leading to a basketball court, wanting to play some B-ball and take a break from studying for my final exams. Needless to say, I slipped on the hill, basket ball went flying in the air, and broke my ankle.....I was in so much pain...Bugs were eating me alive.....My friends Tasha and Mike were trying to keep the bugs away, when Tasha asked me..."Do you have clean underwear on?
" (My mother and I supposed all mothers would ask this of their children when they leave the house, just in case they got into an accident) I laughed my ass off the too....I told her, "I'm not wearing any underwear! " That made me feel a bit better....At least they didn't have to rip my pants off or anything like that. I was lucky that I was wearing my "Jeannie in a bottle" pants with elastics around the bottom. Getting back to last Monday....Yes there is more....
I was sitting at the supper table, eating chilly. Playing with my food as always, when Mike G said something that made me laugh, and the beans that I had in my mouth went flying onto the floor....So as I was picking them up I was tell my sister Julie about my PJ pants incident earlier that morning, and as I was bent over even more, to pick up the bean on the floor, we could hear this crackling noise coming from my direction....Well, it took me too long to process where the sound was coming from, until my ass hit the floor! Yes the chair broke! Then everyone was laughing.....And me...I woke up the next morning with a brused ass, and elbow...and a sore stomach from laughng too hard the day before.... Like I have said, many a time, I am here on this earth for comic relief! 
