  Is Cahlen really a crack baby? I don't know, I think he's just creative. One time we sang this song about his headgear: I have to wear my stupid headgear he has to wear his stupid headgear I have to wear my stupid headgear he has to wear his stupid headgear all day headgear Maybe it's because I grew up with him, but I appreciate his weird sense of humor. Oh yeah, and he was dropped on his head when he was a baby. He fell off the changing table when mom wasn't looking. 
