  I am not sure if I have 99 problems, but Jay-Z has one. As much as I LOVE the Brooklyn born rapper, I was very disappointed to learn that Jay-Z took that song as well as the catchy chorus from none other than Ice-T. Why Jay, why?? Anyway, people with problems usually like to share them. Suddenly problems weigh less if you fill other people in on the details. Below are some of my problems. Feel free to hit me with comments on your own problems.
1. I can't lose 30 pounds to save my life (so what, I want to weigh 110). 2. I can't seem to get a tiny Naomi Campbell butt to save my life. 3. I can't stop buying shoes.
3. I have no place to put any new shoes out of reach from my shoe loving dog. 4. The only two men I have ever loved don't want to be with me. 5. Both my dogs have the "runs".
6. "Restructuring" at my job has created chaos at work where I once had harmony. 7. I can't afford to see my shrink anymore because I buy expensive shoes. 8. I have been priced out of the condo/co-op market in NY.
9. I went to Saks the other day to buy make-up and despite dropping $187, the sales folks were still shady. 10. My dog bit me again today. 
