  --> " The next best thing to being witty oneself, is to be able to quote another's wit " -- Christian Nestell Bovee This happens with me all the time. Every time I chance upon a witticism, I try to file it away in my memory, to be able to sound witty and interesting the next time I am in distinguished company. But as Sherlock Holmes said, "I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.....It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before.
" So I thought that before I forget how to write code (which definitely would be a catastrophe), I had better take out some furniture from the attic and put it on public display. Disclaimer : I am not responsible for any wear and tear/depreciation in value that may have occured when it was gathering dust in the attic. There was a graffiti event in office, not exactly free-form, basically teasers people had to complete with catchy one-liners. Some of the funniest ones were: Venus Dates Sun and says... ... " you are HOT! " ... " let's go for an eclipse! " ... " give me red! " ... " let's not worry about the Mercury between us! " No one is listening until you... ... " stop talking! " ... " scream 'Fire! ' " ... " remove their headphones! ' " ... " wake them up! ' " ... " shout 'Chocos on my desk!
' " Got a funnier one yourself? Doooooo lemme know! And here 's what R.K.Narayan said while discoursing about restaurants in one of his short essays. "Written on the epitaph of a waiter, 'God finally caught his eye. ' " Parting Shot : " Writing is a lot like sex.At first you do it because you like it.Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like.But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money. " -- Anonymous Play it again, Sam! : urlLink Bush - Glycerine Say it again, Sam? : Say, hasn't Sam said enough for the day already?! <!-- 
