  I have alot of theories. Here's one of them: Until about 1972, New Jersey didn't really exist. Aliens came down from space with a giant peice of land, put chips in everyone's noses (these chips contain the histostorical information which is now regarded as "truth") and are now trying to populate Earth. I've had a hard time proving this. Another one that I subscribe to is that my friends and I are one step from being famous. We've proven this one many times. Here's another example: A friend of mine played basketball with Billy Crudup yesterday. Nothing eles needs to said. 
