  The Bestest E-mail repartee EVER!! From me: You keep writing "be good. " In a a sincere effort to comply, I just want to clarify the parameters of "being good", specifically, what constitutes "being bad": putting pennies on railroad tracks?
eating three pints of ice cream in one sitting? or "going commando" in a short skirt during my subway commute? Just checking... From him: Apologies for not making the definition of good too clear. I will try to illustrate with examples: Good things are eating and drinking too much, although being a fatty is bad. Putting coins on a railway track is bad, as it putting damsels in distress on railway tracks, however giving coins to damsels is ok.
Going commando is very good, especially when wearing short skirts. I am an Army Commando, and I wear short skirts more than I go commando, which is also good. Other good things are curry, bikinis and lingerie. Bad things are women with beards, scorpions and any music made after 1990, except the music that I like. Bread is good, bagels are just bad bread. Well, that's that covered. Got to go - playing golf (also good). with love Me: swoon 
