  Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, 'What are all those clocks? ' Yamraj answered, 'Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. ' 'Oh,' said Rabri, 'Who's clock is that? ' That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. 'And whose clock is that?
' That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entirelife. ' Rabri asked, 'Where's my Laloo's clock? ' Laloo's clock is in my office', replied yamraj, 'I'm using it as ceiling fan' !!! Just a joke- laugh and forget. I am not personally agianst Laloo and his herd of cattle. 
