  I swear, if it was safe to do so I'd insist on being paid my salary in cash and then store it under my pillow, just so I could stay away from banks! I feel like joining a gun club and taking my chances with the burglars rather than paying a cent in fees to those two faced gargoyles.
We're settling on our block of land today, we've bought a building block out at Old Beach, just north of Hobart. I have my mortgage and a small personal loan with a credit union here. Due to the new purchase, we're refinancing the mortgage with another provider. My current mortgage provider, the little credit union, won't release the title documents until both the mortgage and personal loan are paid out - mongrels!
What in the name of tropical fruit does my personal loan have to do with my mortgage. It's a PERSONAL loan you idiots. Unsecured! And so now this pack of anal-retentives has just made a $600 dent in our family holiday plans later this year because they don't understand the terms of their own dealings. Can I say it loud enough - I HATE BANKS!! Fee-sucking, customer-munching scumbags. 
