  *nice quote kim* Yay! just to clear everything up, I am not going to prom this year, I will be attending next year. Okie dokie? Yay, we get to see Les Mis tomarrow. ;_; (nooo. ) AH! KIM!! YOU RUINED THE DREAMMMMMMM!
Oh, by the way... I went to ringbearer.org the other day and they had lotr answering machine messages and I was like, "FUNNY! Weee! " So I wrote my own: Legolas: Sorry I'm not availible right now. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you after I lather, rinse, and repeat... wait- I missed a spot-------- Aragorn: This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. I'm not here at the moment for I am busy saving some poor pathetic race from destruction, being smelly and manly, or hanging with one of my many girlfriends. *slap* ow! *beeeeeeeep* Arwen: Hello, this is Arwen, daughter of Peter Jennings... I mean Elrond. If You wish to talk to me, leave a message after the beep. But- If it's Aragorn, don't bother.
I'm not talking to you. Tom Bombadill: This is Tom! Are your ponies smarter than you? Are you lost in the Barrow Downs? Are you looking for a good time? Then stop on by, me and Goldberry have Karaoke every thurday and tuesday oh! But if this is Peter Jackson, I keep a machetti in my closet so don't even think of coming by!! You and your tom-less *beeeeping* script! 
