  [ I borrowed the layout of this off someone else and filled it in myself.  If I were a month I would be:  November If I were a day of the week I would be:  Thursday If I were a direction I would be:  West If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
 A Bookshelf If I were a historical figure I would be:  Harold II If I were a liquid I would be:  Mercury If I were a stone,  I would be:  Limestone If I were a tree,  I would be:
 a Willow If I were a bird,  I would be:  a swallow If I were a flower/ plant,  I would be:  a rose If I were a kind of weather,
 I would be:  thunder If I were a musical instrument,  I would be:  a bass guitar If I were an animal,  I would be:  a butterfly If I were a color,
 I would be:  Blue If I were an emotion,  I would be:  Dark If I were a vegetable,  I would be:  The humble potato If I were a sound,
 I would be:  Feedback If I were an element,  I would be:  Copper If I were a car,  I would be:  a Nissan Micra If I were a song,
 I would be:  'Sympathy for the Devil' -  The Rolling Stones If I were a movie,  I would be directed by:  Clint Eastwood If I were a book,  I would be written by:
 Mark Twain If I were a food,  I would be:  a Crunchie bar If I were a place,  I would be:  Venice,  Italy If I were a material,
 I would be:  Velvet If I were a taste,  I would be:  Bitter If I were a scent,  I would be:  Woody If I were a word,
 I would be:  Cantankerous If I were an object,  I would be:  a studded wrist band If I were a body part I would be:  an index finger If I were a facial expression I would be:  a glare If I were a subject in school I would be:
 English Literature If I were a cartoon character I would be:  Dogbert If I were a shape I would be a:  square 
