  I awoke early this morning to the sound of a woman screaming. I really don't know if it was a dream or if it was real. Maybe it was my scream. I fell back asleep and dreamt that I was in Ikea, only it wasn't Ikea, it was some kind of junky store. I was trying to steal a cover for my thermos because I lost mine somehow. I got totally busted and ended up telling the girl that worked in the store that I was looking for birthday supplies. She brought back all of this stationary, pink pencils, and shitty grab bag type toys. I ditched everything and eyed some bubble gum that had asian pin up girl stickers in every piece. I left without buying anything. That's all I remember. 
