  Seattle, Wash--Late night Friday and following night Saturday, Eagle Eye Ebrahimi experienced "wooziness" due to excessive ingestion of red wine. "It happens sometimes," Eye was reported saying. "Buy me a drink and witness the phenomena yourself. " Regardless of aforementioned symptom, Triple E still enjoyed herself. Attending urlLink "Frozen Moments" at urlLink ConWorks , Eye noted six pieces of art--everything from a film of a person cutting open stuffed animals augmented by a sitting area adorned with physical stuffing and battery-powered toy carcasses, to a giant dumpster converted into a room plastered with photographs, to firecrackers in various stages of explosion frozen in resin blocks. One unnamed attendee referred to the show as "masturbatory. " Eye replied, "It's possible, attendee. It's possible. But I don't think it was that bad. " As for the urlLink Capital Hill Arts Center , it's actually more of a Capital Hill Coffee and Drinks Center. After perusing the large high-school-dancish main room, the adjoining coffee shop and the seemingly disconnected downstairs bar, Eye stumbled upon a "gallery" not much larger than her own bedroom which held a paltry amount of art. "Is this really an arts center? " she pondered. The highlight of the evening consisted of the following: In the midst of poor urlLink Anna Oxygen's set, a young drunken woman crawled up onto the catwalk in front of the stage and began dancing in a very insinuating manner not unlike the movement of an exotic dancer's.
As Oxygen attempted to interact with said female, the "skank" (as Eye will now refer to the female as, so as not to confuse dear readers into thinking the female was at all "attractive") began performing moves which consisted of her bending over to reveal the scandalizing fact that she was not wearing any panties beneath her mini skirt.
"No wonder they need so much coffee and alcohol in this place," Eye said. Meanwhile, last night found E.E.E. taking advantage of a local promotional sale at urlLink Hollywood Video (where, incidentally, all films are currently just $0.99 each). She viewed urlLink Absolut Warhola, a fairly good documentary about Pop Art artist Andy Warhol's previous cohort, urlLink Stanislaw Mucha , traveling back to Warhol's Slovakian village roots and interviewing bumpkin relatives. And thus ended the Weekend of Contemporary Art. "Let it never happen again," Eye retorted. "Unless everyone is wearing the appropriate underwear. That's all I ask.
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