  urlLink FOXNews.com - Foxlife - Out There - This Doesn't Taste Like Diesel Fuel John O'Hare, 73, and his wife May, 69, of Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland in their camper van and had parked at their final stop just a few miles from home, reports the Scottish Daily Record. While they were sound asleep, a thief crept up to their encampment with a plastic hose and fuel container, intending to poach some diesel. He apparently stuck one end in his mouth in order to get the siphon going — and, in the darkness, the other end not into the van's fuel tank, but into its septic chamber. The next morning, the O'Hares stepped outside to find on the ground: the plastic hose; the fuel container; the entire contents of the septic tank; and a puddle of human vomit. 
