  Hooray! Today, I joined the ranks of the New York working class! You'd better believe I put that Master's degree to good use!
For $12.50/hour, I became a productive member of society. If you're planning to move to New York, you'd better be ready to work ! Here's how my day went, from start to finish: 10:00 Arrive at work 10:05 Begin shredding documents 10:40 Finish shredding documents 10:42 Get water 10:45 Read improv book 11:33 Get Coke (caffeine-free, after watching "SUPER SIZE ME") 11:35 Continue reading improv book 1:05 Meet Virginia for lunch 1:35 Return to office 1:36 Begin sorting documents 1:48 Finish sorting documents 1:49 Begin surfing internet 5:30 End of day!
Whew! When you work as hard as I do, it's nice to relax in the evening with your girlfriend and watch "Colonial House" on PBS to unwind. So that's what I'm doing tonight. 
