  urlLink FOXNews.com - Top Stories - Militants Behead American Hostage in Iraq This whole situation has gone horrifically awry. Exactly how do these terrorist pricks think they're entitled to avenge anything? Let's sit back and take stock of the situation here. I'm not going to get into US foreign policy or anything of the sort. As far as I'm concerned, our foreign policy can not and does not in and of itself CAUSE anything. Did our foreign policy come to life one day and go bitchslap Fahim Abdel Rhamananananananananan somewhere in Afghanistan?
No. What happened was a bunch of middle eastern geniuses decided one day that it would be really cool, and totally kosher with "Allah" to just go kill a lot of Americans. Foreign policy was as good as any reason they could come up with, and couple that with the name of "Allah" and there you go. Just add hatred and stir. Let sit for a few minutes and you have cup-o-Jihad. We are all familiar with September 11, 2001, so I'm not going to retell that story.
Needless to say, however, the US and most of the world were more than a little bit pissed off. Bin Laden's 'foreign policy' DID reach out and slap us, and we were more than justified in coming over to his house and playing some hardball in his backyard. Not too many people bitched and whined about that. Except the Taliban, but they're mostly dead anyway, so who really cares? So, then we went into Iraq. All of the sudden, the protests started.
From campuses and coffeeshops across this great land, a chorus of anti-war chants rang out like pacifist non-lethal gunshots. Whether it be WMD, spreading democracy, personal grudge, or what have you, we went in, kicked some ass, and dragged Saddam out of a hole like the grubby wormlike scumbag he is. Celebrations abounded, iraqis danced with glee. Well, most of them. Now we have the big 'prisoner abuse scandal. ' Oh my GOD.
How dare we pose Iraqis in mock sexual positions. What's next? Dogs and cats living under the same roof? It's the end of the world I tell you! As several others have said recently, maybe we should treat them like they treat us. Shoot them on sight and drag their flaming bodies through the streets, while we beat their charbroiled corpses with our combat boots.
But we won't do that. Why? Because we're not like them. So we experimented with some life-sized middle-eastern GI Abdul figures. Even made a few of them demonstrate their kung-fu action grip while a chuckling grunt snapped a few polaroids. The worst damage we've done is some of the Freudian variety.
Get over it. 
