  my friends justin, pete and i were talking today about john edwards, concluded that he's hot. like 70s gay pornstar hot, with the feathery hair, deep tan, aw shucks perpetual grinning. he would be getting totally plowed in his bottom status, and loving every minute of it. we wholeheartedly endorse john edwards for vice president of the united states of america and look forward to many years of fetishizing him. 
