  Are you an alcoholic? I don't know. I drink a lot, but it doesn't affect my work, so probably not (ok, thats a bit of a lie).
In New York, you have no cars, so there is no need to stay sober. What exactly is your occupation? I work in a cubicle for a corporation. I push papers around. I'd prefer not to mention the company for many reasons. Whose boyfriend are you anyway? No ones. Its a nickname Sarah used on her blog. Have you gotten ever gotten kosher with Sarah/Ultra?
I'm a goy, so I don't think anything I do is kosher. We've kissed before. We are both kissing sluts. Is writing the profession you want to go into? No. How did you meet Ultra? At a Clinic show a few years back. I was dancing drunk with a lesbian on each knee. She thought it was funny and invited me to a party she was having.
Do you have a hobby? This blog. Sometimes I fuck around with music until I realize I have no talent. I used to paint murals. There are some in the Bay Area, only I think the building that most were on was torn down. Maybe not. But I stopped painting years ago, so its not a hobby anymore. I read a lot. I like to hit golf balls into the East River as well.
What did you study and where? Economics at NYU. Hopefully grad school at The London School of Economics, if I ever get off my ass to do that. Why did you go to LA to see Elle when you both live in NYC? I went there because she went there without her boyfriend and I wanted to tell her how I felt in a place far away from him. Can we bone? We'd have to meet and see where the chemistry takes us. Any more? Post them in the comments section. 
