  Ok folks, lots to get off my chest, and a whole lotta chest it is. (This guy knows what I'm talking about) First off, Yes Tiger Woods is in a slump. I will now tell you why, years ago when he first came up and he was taking the golf world by storm, he said repeatedly I am only playing to win The Majors. You can look it up (I already did for you), he is shooting to take down Jack Nicklaus, and while he does already have 8 majors, it has been over 2 years since his last one. He openly admits every time he plays and takes time off is to set him up in what he thinks is his best position to win a major. He has never come back on Sunday to win one, he has always been tied or held the lead going into Sunday. Lastly, don't give me thatr victim of his own success bullshit (he is a victim of his own words), other golfers have stepped up and even passed him by to become more consistant threats to win at the majors. Alicia Keys, will somebody please kill this lady. I happened upon a video by this whore this morning and I almost broke the TV.
First of all she is ok looking, she is not super hot, she has no cans and a tiny butt. Secondly, we all know you can play the piano, it seems like she tries to prove that everytime she gives some kind of performance or video. In this current video, she is on a NY City rooftop in the blistering cold and snow playing the piano, just to let you know she has some musical talent, and frankly I don't give a shit.
Speaking of overrated artits once crammed up are asses, whatever happened to Macy Gray, she was supposed to be the best female artist since Aretha and I know more Clay Aiken songs that Macy Gray tunes? Aaahh the NBA draft is coming, and stay tuned!!! Thursday we will have the ever popular draft preview and then Friday the ridiculous draft recap. Both of which are sure to launch me on a frenzy that may cause harm to those within 500 yards of me.
Mainly cause Pavel Polkodzine and Damir Omerhodzic are gonna get drafted. But to quote my friend Dan (A Great Jew) "NBA Class of 2003 Draft Championship Rings LeBron-0, Carmelo-0, Wade- 0, Darko-1. " And Is there anything I dispise more than another ridiculous film by Michael Moore. The Crusader for the American people. We have now elevated this guy to a status that rivals that of our lord, all because he exposes the fact that politicians lie. Oh my what a startling revelation, anyone who takes his film and word as gosple is just as guilty and ignorant as those who believe everything George Walker Bush tells you is the truth.
The idea is to do some thinking on your own, gather information, examine the data and form a conclusion. As silly as it sounds that is basically "The Scientific Method" which we all learned about in sixth grade science class. And again if you want change we live in a democratic society, so get of your atkins eating, american idol watching, prescripstion pill popping ass and go vote. 
