  today at work i was in the bathroom cutting a whiz and some guy pulls up into the stall next to me and starts his business so we're both doing what we are supposed to and things are going fine.
 then this guy just dropped a bomb and it was mega loud &  long.  i can't believe it because I'm about 10 inches away from this dude and he just sh* t on me basically being the idiot that I am,  i start laughing because it's funny ( well it was funny because it was so damn loud)
 and now i'm laughing for like 15- 20 seconds and I can't stop this guy didn't laugh &  he looked at me like -  damn not only do you look like an idiot,  but you actually are one,  i think he either wanted to slap me or finish taking his piss on my leg instead i peed on my pants from the chuckle i got bathroom farting is funny 
