  There's a funny thing with my roommate Sarah. She sleeps all the time whenever she's home, she never comes out of her room. I mean she literally hibernates. I would go nuts if I stayed in my room all day for longer than I had to. She has nothing but a bunch of boxes and burned out candles and sleeps in a mess in the middle of her floor.
It's good to have a roommate for this one month left before I move, but heck, you would think the least she would do is clean the pineapple chunks out of the glasses by the sink. Her and her friend get together and drink these great big glasses of some kind of pineapple booze I don't know if it's rum or vodka, but those damn dishes she uses sit there and pile up. I mean everything is dried on, for weeks. That's not the worst 'cause we all let things go a little once in awhile, right? Yeah. A little. Not this much. There's hair in the drain, all over the sink, she uses all my toilet paper, and has stolen the better cigarette roller I had because hers is identical, except it doesn't work right.
Guess who's rolling smokes with the wrong roller? Yup, you guessed it. She switched them and thought I wouldnt notice. Plus I bet I never see that last 10 bucks she owes for rent. This week is going to be the last week there, so I have some packing to do. Boxes of useless papers and junk I never use. I'm even thinking of leaving early so she's there with her dishes to do, and clean up her own mess.
I don't care if she has to deal with the landlord. She better have a place to go. I hope for her sake she does, cause when I'm gone and she is still there the rent bill will be a 640.00 if she stays! Peace out Matt 
