  This post is not about Laura Bush's genitals. But now that I'm thinking about them, I imagine they are small and soft, slighty-mounded with tightly curled brown hair and an almond-like aroma. Wow. I think I just did the naughty in my shorts. But seriously, dudes. I was reading another newfound blog that I love, urlLink Welcome to Blog and it got to me to thinking of genitals.
[and Laura Bush, but only due to his nifty web address. ] Why? Because of this line from his long, rambly post on travelling to Vancouver to buy fireworks (Fort Vancouver, in Vancouver, WA has the largest fireworks display west of the Mississippi. For those not from the Portland area, the 'Couve is just over the river from Portland. ): "There was just one little problem. No one had thought to pick-up so much as a sparkler. Hitting the beach without a full cache of illegal explosives would be like going to an orgy without genitals. " 
