  Urban finally posts some shit at urlLink The Drunk Monk. It's about time. I take offense to his little "dork" comments.
As someone who proudly wore a Dukakis/Bentsen '88 button in third grade, I will have you know that I do not intend ever to live in Washington, DC. Unless Fagistan is admitted to the Union and I'm elected to the US Senate. I was really in love with Dukakis, though. I really thought that the fact that he won my elementary's school's little "poll" meant he'd take Bush in a landslide.
And no one was as drunk as Kitty Dukakis. She would have been a fabulous, sort of drag-queen-looking First Lady. Oh, the life not lived. He also gives us some good architectural criticism. My grandfather also served in the Pacific Theater, and I can tell you he'd hate this cocksucking memorial (his words, not mine. Gramps was basically a character from Deadwood . ) He is too dead to care anymore, but I know the truth. 
