  Jordan - You try going from out of control horny to clinically depressed six times a day. Coxy - Please, I could pull that off on the way to work. Sigh, Scrubs is great. I want a new season. I included that quote because it's kinda how I feel. but I'm including this one because it's just so damn much fun: Janitor - Why?
Were you stealing tapioca and toilet paper? J.D. - No, of course not! I hate tapioca and I don't... use toilet paper... I have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt. Janitor - A bidet [pronounced "beday"] J.D.
- Bidet to you sir. [walks off] So let's see... what have I been up to? Getting sugar high with Pat... getting crack high with Angelo... uh... I mean... What a pathetic post. 
