  I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French. Charles De Gaulle *How can you identify a French Infantryman? --Sunburned armpits! *Whats the difference between a dead rabbit on the road, and a dead Frenchman on the road?
--There are skid marks before the rabbit! *French Knock Knock Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? I give up. *A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle,the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at? " In his understated English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day on French Army officers wear brown pants. *Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France? --Because she has only one arm raised. 
