  urlLink John Kerry Quotes God, I can't stand John al-Qaerry. John Kerry sucks. I had to post this RIGHT NOW because the TV is on in the background and his nails-on-the-chalkboard voice is assaulting me. I swear I just about have a seizure when I hear it! I think he went to some stupid Presidential Campaign Voice School or something with al-Goraeda...he's so canned, fake, bloviating, stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!!!! Does Hanoi John al-Qaerry have a BRAIN? Does he have any thoughts that aren't based on his electability? Is there a bigger jerk? Gold-digging gigolo-wannabe war criminal liar traitor fake phony boring delusional self-serving Suburban-non-driving blasphemous hypocrite tin-man jihaddi two-faced unborn-baby-killing elitist JERK!
BBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I am going to have to get some serious sedatives or at least anti-seizure medication should the unthinkable happen in November. Hey, I just had another thought. Rush Limbaugh's addiction probably started because he had to kill the pain (and hearing) from listening to Clinton/Gore. Whew. I just had to vent. Now, back to surfing for the perfect pair of shoes. 
