  Do all white men with goatees like black women? Do all black men without facial hair like white women? Are you tired of Usher yet? Why when a car zooms by you on the freeway, swerving through lanes, does it usually have a drive out tag in the window?
Do they put something in the new car scent that makes you drive like a maniac? But that can't be possible because even people who have just bought super used cars do this too, right? How does Pamela Anderson sleep and avoid osteoporosis? Why is there such a big deal about J.Lo and Beyonce's booty when that comedienne (don't know her name)from the 80's who played in "The Women of Brewster Place" and "Jungle Fever" had them both beat? What happened to Marlon Brando? Did you see how fine he was back in the day? Why did ESPN do a two day long segment on what if Kobe went to Duke, when clearly God made sure he didn't because we wouldn't have the joy saying "Who's Your Daddy? " or we would have been asking know who in the hell the black Jason Williams is? Serena Williams and Lavar Arrington used to date.
Her body deserves applause but wouldn't sex between her and a humungous football player like Arrington be like watching two men? Why doesn't "My Wife and Kids" get the credit it deserves? Who else is ready for the new UPN Monday night season? Why is the little girl who disappeared from the "Family Matters" cast a porn star now? Who knew Carl Winslow and Uncle Phil were gay? Who heard the rumor that Lil' Jon used to date Mya and now is dating Christina Milion? Why are people calling Nina Sky the new Zhane'? Why have I become addicted to reading blogs? Why do I have no idea what my favorite bloggers look like? Who in the hell left the gate open? 
