  urlLink I watched my friend make crack tonight, I was quite disgusted. I smoked it once when I was younger, I felt great for five minutes, I felt like shit until the next rock, then we ran out, so I felt like shit until I managed to sleep. It's a useless drug and people who smoke it look and act like fucking losers. Complete douchebags.
Crackhead wankers. This guy I know bought a twenty bag of blow, which is a quarter of a gram, which is one or two good lines. Nobody I know sells this amount in Ontario because it's pretty much a pointless purchase, such a small amount is fucking useless. It's a teaser and that's all it ever could be. My friend obviously understood this so he mixed with water and baking soda, cooked it in a spoon over a candle, and smoked it on a bed of weed and tobacco.
Apparently making this shit and smoking it is more economical than doing a few rails. I think that if someone is going to do coke they should do it right, get good shit, get a lot of it, and do it properly. After smoking his rocks, my friend was much more outgoing in the conversation. He informed me that "fear sweat was much different than normal sweat," which immediately reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Bart gets a bunch of novelty items glued to his face with an industrial strength adhesive.
He was quite sure of this fact and laughed at me when I doubted him. He then went on a long rant about how he used to wrestle in high school. He said that "wrestlers are checked for ringworms, which are actually patches of fungus that are found under the skin. If found, the area is sliced off with a razor blade. A bottle cap full of bleach is then placed over the wound to kill the hidden stuff that 'they' do. " He then went on to explain that "this is not a medical procedure, [the wrestlers] do it themselves. " He was smoking crack made from shitty coke that was cut too much. He was so deeply preoccupied with not wasting drugs that he ate a bit of his own snot after he had done a rail.
He was immobilized briefly after he first smoked a rock and he said he hasn't wrestled since he lost half his toe. All of this was of course quite fascinating, it continued to be interesting when he brought up his family. He described his mother as a "big sack of something filled with a liquid weirdness. " He also said quite plainly that she is "so gross. " On the subject of the rest of his relatives, he said: "My family is so gross, except for my sister.
She's not so bad, she's just trashy like me and kind of gross. " He also said that his "mom had a beard and dad was very white. " My twenty two year old crack smoking friend's beard is better than my brother's, who is thirty. I guess he can thank his mom for that. He also described himself as having "displaced grinding legs. " Although he's definitely an interesting character, smoking crack is pure dirt. Bonsoir. 
