  We have a shed in the backyard of the house that we just moved into. Looked in it briefly just after we got here and there was some stuff but nothing that really caught my eye.
Anyways, so tonight after a brief temper tantrum at the Simpsons not being on because in my extremely delayed state I thought it was Sunday, I decided it was high time for me to head out there and dig around to see if anything interesting had been left by the previous residents. Some soil, plastic milkcrates, paint stuff and the only thing that really pleased me: tiki torches (sp?).
I can’t wait to put them up in our yard for summer blender drink parties. But... this got me thinking about a discovery I once made in a house I used to live in years ago. Digging out in that shed I found about four of the BIG blue recycle boxes, and digging in a bit deeper discovered that they were filled with porn magazines, mostly Hustler. I guess the jocks that lived there previously didn’t hold them too highly. So those magazines were left untouched in that shed and became a running joke in our house.
One day doing some cleaning around the bedroom I happened upon one of those Hustlers hidden away on my boy-friend at the time side of the closet. I pulled it out and started skimming to see exactly what it was that he was pulling it to when I wasn’t around, and THAT’S when I came across the real treasure: dirty crossword puzzles. I was so entranced by the damn thing I just sat down right there on the floor and started filling it out.
My boy-friend found me, and although he may have been confused, he asked no questions – I suppose just grateful because he thought I would freak out over finding it. I’ve never been one of those girls who gives a shit about porn, fuck. Anyways… awhile later I was at the house during an afternoon by myself (much like this evening) and was bored so I ran out to the shed and started dragging in those blue boxes and spreading the magazines across the living room floor, doing each and every dirty crossword I could find.
It was in the midst of my porn crossword frenzy that my boy-friend, my 2 room-mates and all their friends came home and found me there… hehehehehe The looks on their faces still make me giggle now. My point is: I wish I had found something interesting like that in our shed today, something that would have entertained me and help pass the time.
The tiki torches were just not amusing enough, stake them in the ground and you’re done. And the only porn I found here (surprisingly for what huge jock/frat boys the guys who lived here before were – I guess they valued their porn more) was some stupid poster of a naked woman which I stuck on the wall of my one gay room-mate’s bedroom while he was out because I was angry at him and breasts make him uncomfortable. I’m feeling a little bitter towards him now, I wish I had found some really nasty porn to decorate his room with tonight... And yes, I am still sleepless. 
