  All my life, I've eaten chicken and nothing's happened to me. But yesterday, the souls of countless chickens I've ate before cried out for my blood. Ok ok enough of the dramatics. Yesterday, I choked on a chicken bone and had to go to the A&E where they almost plucked my tongue out, stuffed my nostrils sore and finally got it out. Tell more later. My son has summoned me. 
