  This is actually an old post... From my old blog site... Which is hiding away on my server still... May 7, 2004 4:17 PM The greatest van slogan ever... Volume none. Well today I woke up very late... So it was manic getting ready for work... I could only spend 10minutes on the net lol! Anyway so there i am on the train rummaging around in my bag and I realised... I'd forgotten my blummin' camera!! DOH! I needed it cos we were taking pics of run down communtiy centres that need rebuilding, yes very riveting stuff let me tell you... So there you are, on the train hurtling in the opposite direction from the one and only thing you really need to take into work there's way back without being over an hour late for work. Who ya gonna call?! MOMMY. Yep like an injured young fawn I grabbed my mobile phone... Cos you see 'em do that dont you? You can just picture it cant you, a close relative of Bambi, with his leg caught in a snare or something, reaching round with a free hoof grabbing his moto and... "Mom?
Yeah hi, um I'm in a bit of a spot...pause...Yeah well I was looking where I was bounding but those buggers keep covering these things up with foliage! Now please get dad down and get me out of this thing before I find my head hanging in a game hunters living room! " So anyway, mum came to my rescue as she often does and I snapped happily away and finished work early!
- Okay now rewind a bit... back to my lunch break to be exact... I was shopping in Tesco and I got my food and went back to work... But before I got in I saw this dusty old van with some writing in it... I know you think you know whats coming but you dont! No I just thought I'd mention it cos it's the first time I've seen... "I wish my wife was as dirty as this! " written on the door of a transit van... 
