  obviously i'm not the first person to post about this, and i feel bad for rehashing an unoriginal topic, but here's my take on what playing a game of poker with Slipknot would be like: Dealer: Action is $2 to guy with mask.
Guy with mask: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! fold Guy next to him: life is pain. fold Other mask guy: these cards are not sharp enough to cut myself. fold scary mask dude: i push my finger into my EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! fold puss face man: i hate myself Dealer: so ... fold?
puss face man: fold small blind guy: playing this hand will not free the world from oppression. fold big blind large mouth mask dude: i raise dealer: you can't raise. you're the only bet bblmmd: then i fold. and so on. i'm up about $8 or so now, which isn't bad since i've only played .5/1.00. and i'm out like the entire atlanta braves line up. 
