  My coworker Bert has quit and his last day is today, I've been working with him for the last year and four months and he is the only thing that keeps me sane around here and now he's leaving me...I don't know what I'm going to do, he always manages to make me laugh when I'm grumpy...he is going to Europe for 2 months, lucky bastard, anyways, that's all there is to report today. TTYL 
