  It's time to play once again. Same rules as the first time. You may answer the questions as you wish and leave them on comments or just read it and enjoy.
As with my other Quiz, this one has no psych profile to match your answers. I have a suspicion that no matter how you answer some quizzes you're all gonna end up being the same thing in the end.
Get out a number two lead pencil and let us begin, shall we? If you were a color, which color would you be? a. dog pecker pink b. road safety cone orange c. sunburn red d. toenail fungus green e. flaming fushcia If you were an exhibit in the Smithsonian Museum, which exhibit would you be? a. Collage of the various body remnants removed from The Swan contestants. b. Custer's left testicle. c. A petrified slice of cake from Methuselah's 969th birthday. d. The Bachelorette's pussy perfect pink wedding decorations, et.
all. e. Santa's original red suit when he first started out and was painfully thin. If you were the love child of a famous person, who would be your daddy? a. Mike Tyson b. Marquis De Sade c. Jack the Ripper d. King Henry the VIII e. Godzilla If you could open Pandora's box, which item would you like to see the most? a. Delilah's chastity belt. b. Satan's rectal thermometer c. Triple XXX clay tablets from Sodom and Gomorrah d. Cain's foreskin e. Original recipe for Egyptian beer.
If you were a pair of thong underwear, whose ass would you like to ride up in? a. Halle Berry b. Britney Spears c. Angelina Jolie d. Jennifer Lopez e. Pink If you were a zoo animal, which one would you be? a. komodo dragon with gangrene slobber b. a fuzzy wuzzy cute wittle Koala bear c. shit throwing chimpanzee d. polar bear with a bad attitude e. a rare zebra with no stripes If you were a dessert, what kind would you like to be?
a. Flaming Cherries on a skewer b. Bananalama Ding Dong c. Blackbird Pie d. Crabapple Cake e. Buttermilk Smoothie If you could get away with it, who would you like to torture and take digital pics of? a. a close relative b. your ex-anybody c. the boss d. an annoying neighbor e. a celebrity you cannot stand If you knew exactly when you would die, what would you do in the meantime?
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Take up smoking b. Eat a truckload of everything you've given up for health reasons. c. Drink all day, everyday d. Have sex without using a condom e. Tell your boss exactly where he could cram your current job Copyright© 2004 Minnow Paws by Catnip Clemens. All rights reserved. Quizilla The Hun II 
