  I blame this whole weird name business on Demi Moore's late mother. Demi was the name of a home permanent kit.
Demi, of course, named her children, Rumer Glenn, Scout La Rue, and Tallulah Belle. It's just a damned good thing that these three girls have parents who are rich and famous or their asses would be thrashed every day before school, during school hours, and right after school. They could use the weekends to heal up. Now, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have a daughter named Apple. Hmmmmm. This has given me, Catnip, some ideas for other names that would be exotic and just as eccentric as those already mentioned and, yes, I know that Catnip should be on the list as well.
To you, I say: FFFFSSSSTT! Here are some names that I liked a lot and maybe you could use them to name your kid. Armpit Assfiditty Buccal Buttie Chakrah Chrisko Dinahsore Enema Fantoid Freetoe Gravee Grenadean Huncher Ickybod Jizzem Killeenex Lickerish Manatea Narcobar Oojah Pondicherry Quark Ringworm Saffronia Scarlet (My college roomate actually has a daughter named Scarlet) Talliewhacker Urea Uvula Vapor Weiner Wombat Xanax Yazette Zomba Copyright© 2004 Minnow Paws by Catnip Clemens. All rights reserved. The Name Game 
