  I find some of the font names to be amusing in an understated way. The font name I am currently using sounds like a country and western song. Verdana, Verdana, my heart's on fire for Verdana. I have blissfully forgotten the words to the original song or even who sing, sang, or sung it. Here are some more: Abadi MT: medical tech who is not equipped to deal with a sick hamster, but he is determined to help as you lay dying on the side of the highway. Andale: a new breed of racing dog. Bermuda Solid: unfortunately there are still bits of flotsam floating around the Bermuda Triangle which have never sunk after all these years. Dom Casual: Gap's new line of men's comfy pants. Eraser Dust: YOU could be caught by teacher. ET Astro: special linguistics used by Astrologers who channel E.T.'s. Geo Slab: brand new blog site that I hear is fabulous. New Zurica: a new island that rose out of the sea near Africa in 2001. Plump MT: don't use this or people will think you are morbidly obese.
Space Toaster: use this and you are toast. Subway: unless you are Jerrod or plan to write graffiti on the subway walls stay away from this one. Tahoma: sounds like vibes from the future when Texas and Oklahoma will become one big state. I've visited both of them, so it's okay with me if they wanna do that. Tempus Sans: the state of sadly being without the ability to follow a tempo. TW Cen: that new rap group I've heard about.
TypoUpright: a hangover antidote so you can still sit upright and type at work the next day. Unicorn: a little too pointy and elusive for me. Vixar: you are way too easy . Zapfhumst: probably some kind of serious bug spray for under your sink or the inside of your walls and shit like that. Copyright 2004. All International Rights Reserved. Catnip Clemens Fonts Of Wisdom 
