  I had a crap load of stress at work last week. mostly caused by lack of employees coming to work. nbsp;  In fact,  last Friday,  5 out of 14 people were gone in my department.
nbsp;  I think I should do something about this,  maybe& nbsp; I should give them the Chris Farley " Motivational Speaker"
 speech.  & nbsp;  On Wednesday,  my real birthday,  I visited Squirt,
 my longtime friend. nbsp; nbsp; She had baked me a cake that day, nbsp; which made me feel happy and special.
nbsp; nbsp; Homemade presents are always& nbsp; awesome. nbsp;
 She didn't think it looked& nbsp; good,  but& nbsp; I think the&
nbsp; homemade frosting was just perfect. nbsp; nbsp; I left& nbsp;
there,  and bounced on over to Psycho Susies as& nbsp; Shaggy and Rachel were dining with some friends. nbsp;  I had&
nbsp; the " Pirate"  drink,  which is basically 151 in a& nbsp;
Pirate mug,  Argh! nbsp;  It's got a nice kick,  which helps when eating the scrumptious cheese curds. nbsp;
 So,  after getting drunk,  I can go to cute girls and go " Arrren't you cute. nbsp;  With a pirate grin&
nbsp; and wink.  & nbsp;  That night I got totally wasted,  which was my goal.
 & nbsp;  Thursday was really rough at work. nbsp;  I got in about 2: 00 PM,
 and felt a little guilty,  but then I ended up staying there until 10: 00,  so it's allll good.  & nbsp;
 This weekend was Emily's wedding,  my first " real kiss"  neighbor girlfriend,  and longtime friend. nbsp;
 Needless to say,  it was very strange to see her get married,  I was kinda sad,  but maybe it was because I kept thinking about the time she through a golf ball at my head. nbsp;  That night,
 my arm was twisted into drinking the free beer at the bar,  therefore,  leading me into Croutonish ways,  and chatting away with people,  including the girl I had a crush on for over 6 years. nbsp;
 We ended up in Downtown La Crosse,  where Smallz and I played a game of pool -  he won : nbsp;  .  and more talking with friends from high school.
nbsp;  Somehow I got home around 3: 30,  and that's about it.  & nbsp;
 6 more weddings to go this summer. nbsp;  Yee ha!
