  How people think they can get you the most impossible things? I mean, there's this thing I knew (which it turns out was wrong anyway) and he really wanted to know, and I said "there's one thing I want, if you can get it I'll tell you, but you can't get it, so I won't tell you. " And I told him what it was, and he has this crazy idea he can get it for me. He says he can "wangle things". Pfft, not this thing. 
