  This is the Random Bitchings column which would be regular colums at the Kult.  This column is about five things I really,  really want to have but cannot,  sue to reasons.  So lets start with 1.  The Swiss Army meets the USB.
 Yeah,  that right,  now you can have a Swiss Army Knife with a 64 Megabyte Universal Serial Bus port.  urlLink Click here and start drooling .  The Swiss Memory USB has these features:  The ultimate geek multi-
tool USB storage in a beautiful Swiss Army knife design Integrated 64MB Flash Drive ( detachable)  Includes:  Red LED light,  ballpoint pen,  knife,
 scissors,  file with screwdriver,  keyring USB powered,  no external power supply required LED blinks to indicate read/ write activity Works with Windows 98/ SE/
2000/ ME/ XP,  MAC OS 9. x or above,  Linux 2.
4 or above Legendary Swiss Army quality construction and materials Also available:  Swiss Memory USB Travel Version Comes with USB cable ( 1 meter length)  Size:  2. 4"
 length x . 75"  wide x . 6"  height Weight:  1.
2 oz ( 33 g)  Cost:  $  69. 99-
 Too costly for a 14 year old student from India to buy.  2.  Hacking,  Matrix style.  Always wanted a book on how to hack.  As you may have guessed,
 I'm totally inro hacking.  urlLink Behold,  the wonder!  .  In Hacking:  The Art Of Exploitation you will learn how to:
 Exploit programs using buffer overflows and format strings Write your own printable ASCII polymorphic shellcode Defeat non- executable stacks by returning into libc Redirect network traffic,  conceal open ports,  and hijack TCP connections Crack encrypted 802. 11b wireless trafffic using the FMS attack Cost:  $
 28. 99,  affordable " but not right now"  according to my dad.  3.
 The Balck Mesa in my home.  Okay,  anybody who knows me well enough will know that I love Half- Life.  Well,  urlLink this brings the all the Half-
Life you want into your bedroom.  Cost:  Not for sale.  Bloody damn fgts.  4.  The mouse without balls,
 its female!  I'm stuck with a bloody Compaq two button mouse and would reall love urlLink THIS!  But I just can't get it.  " You can live with what you have.  are the classic words from my father's mouth when I asked him to buy me this.
 4 Directional scroll ball allows you to scroll the entire area ( up,  down,  left,  and right)  Able to turn the scroll ball into track ball (
no need to move the mouse around)  On screen digital zoom magnifies any area on screen.  USB and PS/ 2 ready.  Ergonomically contoured design for comfortable use.  Uses either PS/
2 or USB port Requires Win98/ 98SE/ 2000/ ME/ XP/ NT 4.
0 service pack 3. 0 or higher Dimensions:  2. 2"  x 1. 3"
 x 4. 6"  Manufacturer Warranty:  3 years Cost:  $  15.
99,  sheaper than I expected but costlier than what I can afford.  5.  I don't want to kill this bug.  urlLink Love this.  But can't get this.
 Turns any hard,  glossy surface into a sound source Generates sound levels of up to 75 dBm peak Two Soundbugs can be linked in parallel to generate full stereo sound Uses ( 3)  AAA batteries ( included)  Dimensions:
 3. 8"  x 2. 1"  x 1. 5"
 Manufacturer Warranty:  1 year Cost:  $  28. 99,  no,
 I can't get it,  I guess.  So there you,  are;  more random bitchings will follow,  sooner or later.
