  I went to McDonald's one time and asked for a Big Mac but they wouldn't give me one. They said I really wanted a double cheeseburger. A double cheeseburger is like a Big Mac as it has two patties. But those two patties are right on top of each other and I don't like that. Gross in my opinion. I don't hate people who like those two patties together but I just don't want to be a part of that double cheeseburger "lifestyle". Well, after an argument I was forced to take the double cheeseburger. I was hungry so I had to eat it. I suppose I could have gone to Arby's or Mancino's but I CHOSE to take the double cheeseburger and it's two patties slapped together lifestyle. Well, I had been going to McDonalds so much that it was habit. Like, McDonald's is my friend, they wouldn't ever harm me would they?
I've been with McDonalds forever, like my family. Every time I go now they force me to have a double cheeseburger instead of a Big Mac and now I have been doing this so long it has become a habit. Sometimes I think that this two patties slapped together lifestyle is okay and if I fool myself I can beleive that I am genetically designed to take only double cheeseburgers, even though I can remember a time, long ago, when this disgusted me.
My friend McDonald's though, has brought me up in a way to realise I am who I am and that is a two patties slapped together double cheeseburger lover. Some people hate me because I am a doubler but they only wish to violate my right to free will or my civil rights. I could have gone to Arby's. Those Bigots! 
