  Oh oh..Here she comes..Watch out boys she'll chew you up..Oh oh..Here she come..She a man eater!..
Mary: If feminists are so dreaded then perhaps one should know what one looks like in order to avoid them. I am told they are bitter and wear no bras. They don't even go to the salon they go to the barber. Their hands are rough from doing a hard days work. Their minds are sharp as a tack. And their mouths open and close carefully at precisely the right moments to have the most impact.
They have fangs and claws that are used to hunt and fight. They fear no one and go after what they want taking no bull from no one. But what do they look like? They must be hideous monstrous manly like women who are unkempt and rugged. Have you actually seen a feminist? And did she look like that? Jane: Well no, she didn't. She was strong and smart and beamed out confidence. She sat upright in her chair and looked me straight in the eye. And she was beautiful. Her hair was done nicely and she had nail polish on.
She wore a sundress that flattered her figure. She had on nice shoes too. Her teeth were white and she wore makeup. Mary: How could she be strong and smart and all those things if she looked like an ordinary woman? Jane: Apparently hairspray doesn't destroy brain cells as previously thought. Mary: But she's evil! Feminists are dreaded people. They are even called man haters! Jane: This one was married and had 2 kids. Mary: And she was still smart, strong, confident and went after the things that she wanted? Jane: Yes.
Mary: Isn't it against their beliefs to be married? Jane: Well only if you become someone you are not. Besides the modern marriage is nothing like it was back then. Men can stay at home with the children and even cook and clean. Ignorance is no excuse anymore; it wasn't that difficult for the male species to learn these tasks. And sometimes the woman even makes more money than the man and it causes no problems. Mary: But surely he wears the pants when it comes down to it? Jane: In fact they both wear pants. Mary: But he's somehow smarter than her by default. I mean it's just naturally that way.
Jane: Um...no. Men and women are equal when it comes to brain power. In fact did you know that there are more women in med school then men right now. Mary: I'd sure like to meet her. Jane: Well that's easy, she's sitting right in front of you. Don't you see, feminists are everywhere. Amanda June 19,04 
