  By Mike Itskovitz OK guys, I know you're with me. I just can't stand it when my girlfriend talks about being on the rag.
The last thing I want to hear when she gets in the car is "these cramps are killing me! " Talk about shrinkage. Not to mention the fact that I drive all the way across town to pick her up and then she has to tell me her "flow" is "really heavy. " I definitely don't want to know that she is wearing a Tampon AND a pad! I'm all for women's lib.
I work with women and I got no problem with that. I understand that they get their period and there's nothing I can do about that. I just don't want to hear about it, especially on a date, OK? In fact, if you're on your period, why don't we just take the night off. Take a Midol and call me when you're back in the saddle. 
