  Well I figured I might want to clarify or explain (is that the same thing? ) some things. I just sent email to whole family about my blog, and I realized a few things. 1. I am the worse speller in the family. 2.
I do not know enlish, I know redneck speak. 3. I do not have the cleanest mouth. 4. I am damn honest in what i write. 5.
I did not capitalize the I in the above! 6. My profile is called mikey humor! so take it with a shot of tequila! If I make you upset with my blog, remmber whos it is! If you want to say something about my english usages, send all complaints to goergebushisanidot@whitehouse.gov!
I talk as good as our beloved president! (but i have a bigger ______ so I am better off) Mikey! 
