  So get this! In the past few days I have received three emails each telling me that a separate long lost relative and his family died in a car accident in Nigeria. The kicker is that each one was a multi-millionaire! I don't know what gods are looking down on me, but damn, I have to be the luckiest rich man in the world!
Three guys I never knew each meeting the same horrible fate in the same location roughly around the same time? I should play the lottery too! On a related note...What kind of moron thinks that I'm going to fall for this sort of scam. Yes, I realize that there are other morons that fall for these morons, but seriously. What lawyer is going to contact me by email and not even leave a phone number? Wait, I guess there are moron lawyers too. Shit, there goes my argument. Anyway, to all my friends...It was nice knowing you.
I'm going to be moving away to some little land of my own soon. If you want to get ahold of me, you can email my lawyer. 
