  Why wank not bank? Well Friday evening was excellent, everyone turned up as expected the only draw back being, we seemed to split into three groups, but everyone made it to the regal, some of us even remembered it!
We were all royally trollied....i'd pulled squaddie coz Porritt wasn't out, he was paying for everything while i danced like a loon with all my mates, MJW and all his clan had been drinking strong cider and were a right sight of spilling drinks, trying to coordinate their feet and a bit of blubbing thrown in for good measure. Took Squaddie home for some bedroom athletics, after 2 hours of horizontal jogging was bored as fuck so faked it to get shut of him. Have decided he doesn't float my boat and not to go there again! Nothing to do with Porritt honest govenor........ Saturday Grandad died, decided to go out and get hammered in his memory, he wouldn't want me to be moping around..after all! Went to Aldo's with MJW, Katie, Claire and Ellie, had a lovely meal plenty of wine, so was in high spirits when we arrived at the turnstiles..........only to be blanked by Porritt, this happens every single time i see him, after we've had a particularly mind blowing time in the bedroom the previous week..........jeez he's as emotionally developed as a 16yr old! Anyhow this bird was all over him like a rash, i wanted to go over and shake her till blood came out of her eyes.
I am NOT dramatic. Spoke to him in the regal, got a string of one word answers, then he hinted would i be upset if he pulled another bird! WHAT???????? so i pointed at Squaddie and said would you be upset if i'd shagged him last night, he said No do what you want, me and you are going nowhere, we're not going out, i can't tell you what to do, but if you have, then whatever we have between us can't be strong enough for you not to have done that to me!!!
out broke a full scale row resulting in me bawling and him storming off home................Sounds familiar! So have mainly been crying/drinking just about none stop since then and am sad as fuck at my desk! Only 3 more sleeps till weekend and we get to see Matt, at least that's something to look forward to! 
